(chEEn-kway, chEEn-kway, chEEn-kway)
In an earlier post, I promised to
discuss the physical aspect of my new life as a full-time student of circus
arts. Today I’ll scratch the surface on that topic.
At Cirko Vertigo, we cover a range
of circus disciplines. Our classes currently include contemporary dance,
theater, rigging & safety, acrobatics (tumbling as well as stunting),
aerial conditioning, physical preparation (another conditioning class), and
handstands.
At this point, handstand class is
definitely the most difficult. All of our classes are physically challenging,
but none of them hurt quite like verticali
class with Fatos. This is due in large part to the title of today’s post, “Cinque,
Cinque, Cinque”. It’s quite a simple
translation: five, five, five. What cinque, cinque, cinque entails is far more challenging than the
translation.
Half of class with Fatos is focused
on handstands – in my case, contortion handstands – and the other half is
focused on improving flexibility. Let me tell you, there is nothing quite like
having a 140+ pound man stand and bounce on you while you stretch in order to make
you go further. All the while, he shouts things like, “Cosi, maimun! Cosi!” – which means “Like this, monkey! Like this!” in a
combination of Italian and Albanian. It’s the kind of moment where you don’t
know if you should laugh at how ridiculous the situation seems, or cry because
it feels like your body is breaking into pieces.
After
a warm up, we start stretching our spacatta
(splits). We do a one-minute warm up split on each side, some high kicks, and
then start cinque, cinque, cinque
– five minutes of holding the splits on the right side, left side, and center,
followed by more high kicks. For many in the class, cinque, cinque,
cinque means fifteen minutes of Fatos
prodding, pushing, and bouncing their splits towards the ground as they cry for
mercy. And yes, people do cry. Circus hurts.
Four of us receive a different kind
of treatment. Because our splits are flat on the ground, we get sent over to
the spalierna – a series of wooden bars
going up the wall at equal distances. At the spalierna we work on negative
stretching. Front leg held 30 centimeters above the ground by a wooden bar,
backs arched in preparation for contortion, we wait. For a grand total of
fifteen minutes, gravity pulls (and Fatos pushes) us ever closer to the floor.
We hold, praying for time to pass quickly, counting the colored light panels on
the ceiling, and trying to breathe through the pain of our fascia stretching.
Our ankles bruise, our hips cramp, our knees ache from the strain. But as
uncomfortable as these fifteen minutes are, we all stay with the pain instead
of surrendering. We know that with any great undertaking, the feeling of success upon reaching a goal outweighs the pain of the journey, and fifteen minutes of pain
a few times a week is worth the perfect spaccata.
Wow, and no one tears ligaments or muscles? I cringe just thinking about it. And holding your position for fifteen minutes? Ow, ow, ow! Shall we send you liniment? Arnica? Ben Gay?
ReplyDeleteThis does NOT sound like fun. I take it the goal is to get your splits to go above neutral? But to what end? What would you do with them? I am enjoying the Italian words. How is your spoken Italian coming? If cinque is all you have to understand (and the monkey part) in Handstands, at least that class is comprehensible. Or do your classmates translate stuff for you?
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